{"id":245,"date":"2008-09-08T20:09:47","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T00:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/09\/08\/sarah-palins-barracuda-blog\/"},"modified":"2008-09-08T20:18:55","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T00:18:55","slug":"sarah-palins-barracuda-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/09\/08\/sarah-palins-barracuda-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin’s Barracuda Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Great news! I managed to sneak a peek at Sarah Palin’s Barracuda Blog.<\/a> (It wasn’t easy to do, because she’s almost as secretive about her blog as she is about her email.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Here’s what she had to say in Entry 1:<\/p>\n

Dear Diary,<\/em><\/p>\n

Sarah\u00a0Barracuda strikes again … big time!\u00a0 Take that Ms. Hillary RODHAM Clinton!<\/em><\/p>\n

I always knew I’d end up in the Oval.\u00a0 And that my ovaries would take me there. I even knew it way back when I was in one of the <\/em>five\u00a0 (or was it six???) colleges<\/em><\/a> I went to for my bachelor’s degree.<\/em><\/p>\n

I really shouldn’t be writing in my diary right now.\u00a0 I’m supposed to be studying some foreign policy crapola:\u00a0 Joe the Jew (who I’m sure is jealous of me) won’t stop\u00a0prattling nonsense about the difference between the Sunnis and the Shias.\u00a0He says Johnny-boy keeps forgetting and it’s gonna be my job to jab him whenever he gets it wrong.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hell, one jab from me would probably kill him. Not a bad idea, come to think of it. But I probably don’t want to rush things.<\/em><\/p>\n

Oops!\u00a0 Lieberman just sneaked up on me and started yelling about my diary — he says my calling him\u00a0“Joe the Jew” is\u00a0anti-semitic.\u00a0 His point?<\/em><\/p>\n

Anyway, that just proves he’s jealous.\u00a0 He’s been kissing Johnny-boy’s butt forever and\u00a0 he came thisclose to the Veep pay-off.\u00a0 And then I stole his ball … actually, both of them.<\/em><\/p>\n

Joe (happy now, Joe?) also just told me I have to study faster cuz some news guy’s interviewing me this week.<\/a>\u00a0 They were hoping to stall until after the election, but\u00a0 no dice.\u00a0 And the worst part is it’s not even a Fox fella.<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh well… I’m a fast study (boy is Biden gonna be surprised!) And besides,\u00a0 they tell me the news guy promised to behave.<\/em><\/p>\n

I guess I’d better put my diary aside for now,\u00a0and dig into that big pile\u00a0they have the nerve to call briefing books. Hmmm … I wonder what I should listen to while I study.<\/em><\/p>\n

Which reminds me — those annoying Heart-girls\u00a0 are\u00a0 <\/em>bitchin about Barracuda being played at my convention<\/em><\/a>.\u00a0 Hey, if they didn’t want me to use it, they shouldn’t have named it after me.<\/em>[tags]Sarah Palin Humor, Sarah Barracuda, Republican VP, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, McCain Humor, Lieberman Satire[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Great news! I managed to sneak a peek at Sarah Palin’s Barracuda Blog. (It wasn’t easy to do, because she’s almost as secretive about her blog as she is about her email.) Here’s what she had to say in Entry 1: Dear Diary, Sarah\u00a0Barracuda strikes again … big time!\u00a0 Take that Ms. Hillary RODHAM Clinton! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,72,21,22,40,154,3,9,176,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barracuda-blog","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-joe-lieberman","category-john-mccain","category-political-commentary","category-politics","category-republicans","category-sarah-palin","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}