{"id":240,"date":"2008-08-22T00:42:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T04:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/08\/22\/mccain-thought-they-were-asking-how-many-combs-he-owns-2\/"},"modified":"2008-08-22T01:06:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T05:06:04","slug":"mccain-thought-they-were-asking-how-many-combs-he-owns-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/08\/22\/mccain-thought-they-were-asking-how-many-combs-he-owns-2\/","title":{"rendered":"McCain Thought They Were Asking How Many Combs He Owns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>McCain Thought They Were Asking How Many Combs He Owns<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>McCain is confused. Stop the presses!<br \/>\nAnd if stumped by a query, he guesses.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s not up to the task<br \/>\nWhen this question they ask:<br \/>\nJust how many homes he possesses.[tags]McCain Limerick, John McCain\u2019s Houses, McCain\u2019s Homes, McCain\u2019s Mansions, Elitist McCain, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Presidential Election[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McCain Thought They Were Asking How Many Combs He Owns By Madeleine Begun Kane McCain is confused. Stop the presses! And if stumped by a query, he guesses. He\u2019s not up to the task When this question they ask: Just how many homes he possesses.[tags]McCain Limerick, John McCain\u2019s Houses, McCain\u2019s Homes, McCain\u2019s Mansions, Elitist McCain, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,40,6,7,3,30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}