{"id":237,"date":"2008-08-14T14:55:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T18:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/08\/14\/mccains-bellicose-tune\/"},"modified":"2008-08-14T14:56:28","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T18:56:28","slug":"mccains-bellicose-tune-song-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/08\/14\/mccains-bellicose-tune-song-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"McCain’s Bellicose Tune (Song Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m starting to lose track of how many wars John McCain wants us embroiled in.\u00a0 He’s certainly singing a bellicose tune these days, and now you can join in with him to the melody of I’m Popeye The Sailor Man:<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

McCain’s Bellicose Tune (Sing to I’m Popeye The Sailor Man<\/em>)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

I’m tougher than nails, I am.
\nI stand up for Uncle Sam.
\nThe other guy’s weak,
\nWhile I’m still at my peak,
\nCuz I’m tougher than nails, I am!<\/p>\n

I’m one tough contender
\nWhich hates all pretenders
\nWot never has grown a pair.
\nI stiffs ’em and bluffs ’em
\nAnd always out-roughs ’em.
\nObama won’t get nowhere!<\/p>\n

That foolhardy boy’s incurred my wrath.
\nIt’s “Wham” and it’s “Bam,” un’erstan’?
\nIt’s risky behavior
\nTo challenge this Savior.
\nMcCain is the White House Man!<\/p>\n

I carry a giant stick.
\nI’m fast with a verbal kick.
\nDon’t vote for that lad
\nOr I’ll really get mad.
\nBeware of my giant stick!<\/p>\n

Obama is just a wuss,
\nA sweet-talking fraidy-puss.
\nHe looks kind of foreign,
\nPerhaps Ecuador’an.
\nDon’t vote for that callow wuss![tags]McCain Song Parody, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, White House Song, Obama Song Parody[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m starting to lose track of how many wars John McCain wants us embroiled in.\u00a0 He’s certainly singing a bellicose tune these days, and now you can join in with him to the melody of I’m Popeye The Sailor Man: McCain’s Bellicose Tune (Sing to I’m Popeye The Sailor Man) By Madeleine Begun Kane I’m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,72,21,38,20,40,3,9,4,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}