{"id":222,"date":"2008-05-16T17:00:35","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T21:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/05\/16\/dear-supreme-sacrificer\/"},"modified":"2008-07-29T01:53:27","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T05:53:27","slug":"dear-supreme-sacrificer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/05\/16\/dear-supreme-sacrificer\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Supreme Sacrificer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide what&#8217;s more absurd &#8212;\u00a0Bush&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2008\/05\/14\/countdown-special-comment-to-president-bush-shut-the-hell-up\/\">delusional boast that giving up golf is some sort of Iraq War sacrifice<\/a> &#8230; or the fact that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/05\/16\/bush-lied-about-giving-up_n_102138.html\">he lied about it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In any event, George &#8220;Golf-Deprived&#8221; Bush deserves another limerick don&#8217;t you think?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dear Supreme Sacrificer<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>So you gave up your golf &#8212; I don&#8217;t care.<br \/>\nIt is hardly the cure for despair.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve inflicted much pain<br \/>\nFor no positive gain,<br \/>\nAnd your reign is an unanswered prayer.[tags]Iraq War Sacrifice, Dubya Limerick, Bush &#038; Golf[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide what&#8217;s more absurd &#8212;\u00a0Bush&#8217;s delusional boast that giving up golf is some sort of Iraq War sacrifice &#8230; or the fact that he lied about it. In any event, George &#8220;Golf-Deprived&#8221; Bush deserves another limerick don&#8217;t you think?\u00a0 Dear Supreme Sacrificer By Madeleine Begun Kane So you gave up your golf &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,19,154,6,7,3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-iraq-war","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}