{"id":209,"date":"2008-03-24T17:42:13","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/03\/24\/presidential-election-blues\/"},"modified":"2008-03-24T17:42:13","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:42:13","slug":"presidential-election-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/03\/24\/presidential-election-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Presidential Election Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presidential Election Blues<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>While pundits bloviate,<br \/>\nCandidates exaggerate,<br \/>\nFlirt with fourth estate<br \/>\nAnd would-be running mate.<\/p>\n<p>They travel multi-state,<br \/>\nWooing pools of voter-bait.<br \/>\nThink the Oval&#8217;s their fate.<br \/>\nHardly ever talk straight.<\/p>\n<p>Their resumes inflate.<br \/>\nThey claim opponents don&#8217;t rate.<br \/>\nPrez debates?\u00a0 Not great.<br \/>\nNovember 5th &#8212;\u00a0 can&#8217;t wait![tags]Campaign Satire, Presidential Election Humor, White House Poetry[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presidential Election Blues By Madeleine Begun Kane While pundits bloviate, Candidates exaggerate, Flirt with fourth estate And would-be running mate. They travel multi-state, Wooing pools of voter-bait. Think the Oval&#8217;s their fate. Hardly ever talk straight. Their resumes inflate. They claim opponents don&#8217;t rate. Prez debates?\u00a0 Not great. November 5th &#8212;\u00a0 can&#8217;t wait![tags]Campaign Satire, Presidential [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,72,21,96,40,7,3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-hillary-clinton","category-john-mccain","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}