{"id":204,"date":"2008-03-14T15:42:39","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T19:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/03\/14\/ode-to-eliot-spitzer\/"},"modified":"2017-04-07T14:40:51","modified_gmt":"2017-04-07T18:40:51","slug":"ode-to-eliot-spitzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/03\/14\/ode-to-eliot-spitzer\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Eliot Spitzer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does <a href=\"http:\/\/phoenixwoman.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/13\/hypocrisy-iokiyar\/\">Spitzer&#8217;s downfall<\/a> prove?\u00a0 That you don&#8217;t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite.<\/p>\n<p>Eliot Spitzer deserves a limerick, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>Ode To Eliot Spitzer<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though Spitzer has said he abhors<br \/>\nProstitution, he paid to use whores.<br \/>\nAnd one of his cons<br \/>\nWas he punished the johns<br \/>\nWhile committing their crime on all fours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does Spitzer&#8217;s downfall prove?\u00a0 That you don&#8217;t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite. Eliot Spitzer deserves a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? Ode To Eliot Spitzer By Madeleine Begun Kane Though Spitzer has said he abhors Prostitution, he paid to use whores. And one of his cons Was he punished the johns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[146,2,156,6,7,3],"tags":[3053,3054,522,1013,3052,1375,3055,3051,3050],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eliot-spitzer","category-law","category-new-york-politics","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-eliot-spitzer","tag-elliot-spitzer","tag-hypocrisy","tag-law-humor","tag-laws","tag-legal-satire","tag-new-york-state-humor","tag-prostitution","tag-spitzer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13861,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/13861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}