{"id":1944,"date":"2009-11-12T18:27:37","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T22:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1944"},"modified":"2009-11-12T18:27:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T22:27:37","slug":"carrie-prejean-larry-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/11\/12\/carrie-prejean-larry-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Larry King and Carrie Prejean — Not Headed To The Altar"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t decide what’s funnier:<\/p>\n

a: Carrie Prejean’s finding Larry “King Of Softballs” King too tough and “inappropriate” an interviewer during her appearance to promote her book (and dodge discussing her lawsuit and sex tape); or<\/p>\n

b: Carrie Prejean’s inability to properly storm off a set.<\/p>\n

Note To Beauty Pageant Coaches: Must add storming-off-tv-set etiquette to your coaching regimen.<\/p>\n

Here’s the video<\/a> and here’s my limerick:<\/p>\n

Larry King and Carrie Prejean — Not Headed To The Altar
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

There once was a wingnut named Carrie
\nWho got angry at talk show host Larry.
\nSo she yanked off her mike,
\nThen just sat there on strike.
\nBut when storming off sets, must not tarry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t decide what’s funnier: a: Carrie Prejean’s finding Larry “King Of Softballs” King too tough and “inappropriate” an interviewer during her appearance to promote her book (and dodge discussing her lawsuit and sex tape); or b: Carrie Prejean’s inability to properly storm off a set. Note To Beauty Pageant Coaches: Must add storming-off-tv-set etiquette […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[987,265,54,120,988,26,47,28,576,69],"tags":[989,2861,2862,990,991],"class_list":["post-1944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carrie-prejean","category-celebrity-verse","category-entertainment-humor","category-etiquette-humor","category-larry-king","category-media-satire","category-non-political-humor","category-non-political-verse","category-television-tv-satire","category-wingnuts","tag-beauty-pageants","tag-carrie-prejean","tag-larry-king","tag-miss-america","tag-miss-california"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1944"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1962,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944\/revisions\/1962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}