{"id":179,"date":"2007-11-01T17:10:39","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T21:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/11\/01\/ode-to-our-petulant-prez\/"},"modified":"2007-11-01T17:32:56","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T21:32:56","slug":"ode-to-our-petulant-prez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/11\/01\/ode-to-our-petulant-prez\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Our Petulant Prez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George Bush has been sounding extra whiney lately.\u00a0 The poor guy!\u00a0 Those abusive Dems have been torturing him, giving him a mere 98% of what he asks for.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Bush letting off steam about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/11\/01\/washington\/01cnd-mukasey.html\">possibly-in-trouble Michael Mukasey nomination for Attorney General<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cJudge Mukasey is not being treated fairly,\u201d the president said, after taking the extraordinary step of inviting a group of reporters into the Oval Office to vent his feelings. Sitting behind his desk and leaning back in his chair, Mr. Bush said he was concerned that some people may have \u201clost sight of the fact that we\u2019re at war.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Ode To Our Petulant Prez<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dems are mean to Mukasey, who&#8217;s great,&#8221;<br \/>\nBitches Dub, sounding rather irate.<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t they know we&#8217;re at war?<br \/>\nDems are making me sore!<br \/>\nThey must do what I want.\u00a0 No debate!&#8221;[tags]President Bush, Michael Mukasey Humor, Attorney General Hearings, Torture Satire, Mukasey Limerick[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Bush has been sounding extra whiney lately.\u00a0 The poor guy!\u00a0 Those abusive Dems have been torturing him, giving him a mere 98% of what he asks for. Here&#8217;s Bush letting off steam about the possibly-in-trouble Michael Mukasey nomination for Attorney General: \u201cJudge Mukasey is not being treated fairly,\u201d the president said, after taking the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,76,129,6,7,3,130,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-justice-department","category-michael-mukasey","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-torture-humor","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}