{"id":178,"date":"2007-10-31T18:57:17","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T22:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/31\/heckofa-job-karen\/"},"modified":"2007-10-31T18:57:17","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T22:57:17","slug":"heckofa-job-karen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/31\/heckofa-job-karen\/","title":{"rendered":"Heckofa Job, Karen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Karen Hughes has <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.abcnews.com\/politicalradar\/2007\/10\/karen-hughes-to.html\">resigned from her job to \u201cpromote America&#8217;s values<\/a> and confront ideological support for terrorism around the world.\u201d Hmmm.\u00a0 Could she have been <a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5jSQ14PoKO8jjCLmzfdzIzty14IjwD8SKDGOO1\">involuntarily slated for an assignment in Iraq?<\/a> Probably not, but it&#8217;s an amusing fantasy. In any event, it&#8217;s haiku time:<\/p>\n<p>Heckofa Job, Karen!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Karen Hughes resigned<br \/>\nFrom her boost-our-image job.<br \/>\nMission accomplished?<\/p>\n<p>(You can find more of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/hughes.html\">Karen Hughes humor here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/hughes2.html\">here.<\/a>)[tags]Karen Hughes Humor, U.S. Image Problems, American Values, U.S. Dept of State[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Karen Hughes has resigned from her job to \u201cpromote America&#8217;s values and confront ideological support for terrorism around the world.\u201d Hmmm.\u00a0 Could she have been involuntarily slated for an assignment in Iraq? Probably not, but it&#8217;s an amusing fantasy. In any event, it&#8217;s haiku time: Heckofa Job, Karen! By Madeleine Begun Kane Karen Hughes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,104,5,71,7,3,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foreign-policy","category-karen-hughes","category-news-haiku","category-political-haiku","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-state-department"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}