{"id":17761,"date":"2026-10-29T18:11:21","date_gmt":"2026-10-29T22:11:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17761"},"modified":"2026-10-29T18:11:21","modified_gmt":"2026-10-29T22:11:21","slug":"political-spam-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/10\/29\/political-spam-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Pols: Enough With The Spam! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My Dear Pols, please stop sending me trash.<br \/>All your spam&#8217;s made me ready to smash<br \/>My computer and phone;<br \/>I am sick to the bone<br \/>Of contenders soliciting cash!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Dear Pols, please stop sending me trash.All your spam&#8217;s made me ready to smashMy computer and phone;I am sick to the boneOf contenders soliciting cash!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1193,1188,6,59],"tags":[4459,3872,4461,4460],"class_list":["post-17761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-satire","category-money-finance-humor","category-money-and-finance-humor","category-political-limericks","category-technology-humor","tag-election-2026","tag-political-donations","tag-political-money","tag-political-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17762,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17761\/revisions\/17762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}