{"id":17708,"date":"2026-08-07T16:32:32","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T20:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17708"},"modified":"2026-08-07T16:32:32","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T20:32:32","slug":"stressful-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/08\/07\/stressful-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Stressful Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Do you feel like you aren&#8217;t successful?<br \/>Do your days seem increasingly stressful?<br \/>Is the world too chaotic<br \/>Cuz Donald&#8217;s despotic?<br \/>Here&#8217;s my fix! (No, I jest; Life&#8217;s too mess-ful!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you feel like you aren&#8217;t successful?Do your days seem increasingly stressful?Is the world too chaoticCuz Donald&#8217;s despotic?Here&#8217;s my fix! (No, I jest; Life&#8217;s too mess-ful!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,6,7,3,3543],"tags":[2897,702,2681],"class_list":["post-17708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17709,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17708\/revisions\/17709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}