{"id":17689,"date":"2026-07-08T02:57:41","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T06:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17689"},"modified":"2026-07-08T03:00:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T07:00:35","slug":"trump-v-greenland-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/07\/08\/trump-v-greenland-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump v. Greenland (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/administration\/5957148-trump-renews-greenland-fight-nato\/\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Trump reopens Greenland fight as NATO summit kicks off&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump adores living in Mean-Land<br \/>And his other fav place, Vent-His-Spleen-Land,<br \/>Where he bitches and frets<br \/>And revisits his threats,<br \/>Like the one where he takes over Greenland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Trump reopens Greenland fight as NATO summit kicks off&#8221; Donald Trump adores living in Mean-LandAnd his other fav place, Vent-His-Spleen-Land,Where he bitches and fretsAnd revisits his threats,Like the one where he takes over Greenland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,2041,6,3543],"tags":[4424,3111,2681],"class_list":["post-17689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-international-affairs","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-greenland","tag-nato","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17689"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17691,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17689\/revisions\/17691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}