{"id":17682,"date":"2026-07-04T14:18:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-04T18:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17682"},"modified":"2026-07-04T14:18:31","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T18:18:31","slug":"happy-independence-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/07\/04\/happy-independence-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Independence Day??? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Warning: This limerick is a downer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m enraged by the damage Don&#8217;s done!<br \/>I&#8217;m incensed by the cases he&#8217;s won.<br \/>Our Democracy&#8217;s ailing;<br \/>In danger of failing . . .<br \/>Independence Day spirit? I&#8217;ve NONE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: This limerick is a downer! I&#8217;m enraged by the damage Don&#8217;s done!I&#8217;m incensed by the cases he&#8217;s won.Our Democracy&#8217;s ailing;In danger of failing . . .Independence Day spirit? I&#8217;ve NONE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,85,23,1550,1471,3543],"tags":[4422,4419,4420,4030],"class_list":["post-17682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution-humor","category-constitutional-crisis","category-democracy-humor","category-donald-trump","category-holidays-humor","category-trump","tag-constitution-limerick","tag-donald-trump-limerick","tag-july-4","tag-trump-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17683,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17682\/revisions\/17683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}