{"id":17676,"date":"2026-06-12T17:30:23","date_gmt":"2026-06-12T21:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17676"},"modified":"2026-06-12T17:30:23","modified_gmt":"2026-06-12T21:30:23","slug":"news-blues-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/06\/12\/news-blues-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"News Blues (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Gloom and doom greet my eyes ev&#8217;ry day,<br \/>As I scour the press. Some might say<br \/>I&#8217;m &#8220;inviting the blues<br \/>By consuming Trump news.&#8221;<br \/>I should stop, but my &#8220;rhyme gene&#8221; says &#8220;NAY!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gloom and doom greet my eyes ev&#8217;ry day,As I scour the press. Some might sayI&#8217;m &#8220;inviting the bluesBy consuming Trump news.&#8221;I should stop, but my &#8220;rhyme gene&#8221; says &#8220;NAY!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,173,26,6,111,1661,3543],"tags":[2897,275,1490,497,4349,702,2681,223,1497],"class_list":["post-17676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-humor-writing-contests","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-scary-news","category-social-media-satire","category-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-media-humor","tag-media-limerick","tag-news","tag-news-humor","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump","tag-writing","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17677,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17676\/revisions\/17677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}