{"id":17673,"date":"2026-06-10T16:13:25","date_gmt":"2026-06-10T20:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17673"},"modified":"2026-06-10T16:13:25","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T20:13:25","slug":"limerick-ode-to-dozy-don","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/06\/10\/limerick-ode-to-dozy-don\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Dozy Don"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicks<br \/>Out of hexing the great New York Knicks?<br \/>You looked old, orange, bored,<br \/>And I&#8217;m betting you snored.<br \/>Yes, we saw you &#8220;out cold.&#8221; We scored pics!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicksOut of hexing the great New York Knicks?You looked old, orange, bored,And I&#8217;m betting you snored.Yes, we saw you &#8220;out cold.&#8221; We scored pics!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,156,6,1116,3543],"tags":[4413,2897,4409,4411,4408,282,645,4416,577,2578,4407,2871,4029],"class_list":["post-17673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-new-york-politics","category-political-limericks","category-sports-verse","category-trump","tag-booing-humor","tag-donald-trump","tag-knicks-humor","tag-knicks-limerick","tag-nba-humor","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-city","tag-sleep-humor","tag-sports","tag-sports-humor","tag-sports-limerick","tag-sports-verse","tag-trump-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17674,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17673\/revisions\/17674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}