My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune\u2026
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My war in Iran’s going great!Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.But the “fake news” is claimingThe opposite, blamingMy acts for the glitch with the Strait. They are trying to make me lose face,And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.But I’ll get them back soon,And they’ll sing a new tune\u2026Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2975,1550,2041,26,719,6,3543,1022],"tags":[4381,2897,4382,4377,4374,204,4378,4375,3225,4379,4040,3013,4030,4376],"class_list":["post-17638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-carnage","category-donald-trump","category-international-affairs","category-media-satire","category-national-security-humor","category-political-limericks","category-trump","category-war-antiwar-poems","tag-brendan-carr","tag-donald-trump","tag-fcc","tag-iran-attack","tag-iran-war","tag-media","tag-nato-allies","tag-no-new-wars","tag-nuclear-weapons","tag-peace-president","tag-trump-crimes","tag-trump-lies","tag-trump-limerick","tag-trump-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17638"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17643,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17638\/revisions\/17643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}