{"id":17630,"date":"2026-03-15T19:43:15","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17630"},"modified":"2026-03-15T20:00:24","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T00:00:24","slug":"trumps-excursion-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/03\/15\/trumps-excursion-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s &#8220;Excursion&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My dear Trump, to pretend your attack<br \/>On Iran&#8217;s an &#8220;excursion&#8221; is wack,<br \/>For the trauma of war<br \/>Leads to tears, blood, and gore:<br \/>Many troops that you send won&#8217;t come back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dear Trump, to pretend your attackOn Iran&#8217;s an &#8220;excursion&#8221; is wack,For the trauma of warLeads to tears, blood, and gore:Many troops that you send won&#8217;t come back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,38,6,3543,1022],"tags":[4377,4040,3013,4376],"class_list":["post-17630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-foreign-policy","category-political-limericks","category-trump","category-war-antiwar-poems","tag-iran-attack","tag-trump-crimes","tag-trump-lies","tag-trump-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17630"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17633,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630\/revisions\/17633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}