{"id":17623,"date":"2026-03-02T14:58:30","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T18:58:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17623"},"modified":"2026-03-02T14:58:30","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T18:58:30","slug":"trump-mideast-war-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/03\/02\/trump-mideast-war-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Madman&#8217;s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Why did Trump start a Middle East war?<br \/>Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?<br \/>A great need to distract<br \/>From his failures? The fact<br \/>That The Donald&#8217;s insane to his core?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency<br \/>To declare a big wartime emergency,<br \/>Become Czar by decree,<br \/>Make the sane people flee\u2026<br \/>And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did Trump start a Middle East war?Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?A great need to distractFrom his failures? The factThat The Donald&#8217;s insane to his core? Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgencyTo declare a big wartime emergency,Become Czar by decree,Make the sane people flee\u2026And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,38,719,42,154,6,7,3543,1022],"tags":[2897,1331,4373,3225,2681,374],"class_list":["post-17623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-foreign-policy","category-national-security-humor","category-nuclear-weapons","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-trump","category-war-antiwar-poems","tag-donald-trump","tag-iran","tag-middle-east-war","tag-nuclear-weapons","tag-trump","tag-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17623"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17625,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17623\/revisions\/17625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}