{"id":17615,"date":"2026-02-24T17:16:15","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17615"},"modified":"2026-02-25T00:15:36","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T04:15:36","slug":"limerick-ode-to-a-great-sotu-alternative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/02\/24\/limerick-ode-to-a-great-sotu-alternative\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to a Great SOTU Alternative"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m so sick of Trump&#8217;s venom-filled pomp<br \/>And his childish &#8220;they&#8217;re mean to me&#8221; stomp.<br \/>So I&#8217;m skipping the SOTU.<br \/>I&#8217;d much rather go to<br \/>The streamable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defiance.org\/sotu\">&#8220;State of the Swamp.&#8221;<\/a><br \/><br \/>*****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two Trump SOTU Haiku:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump&#8217;s SOTU so far:<br \/>TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!<br \/>Hockey men are cool!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump&#8217;s SOTU&#8217;s over.<br \/>He proved his ability<br \/>to stand for two hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so sick of Trump&#8217;s venom-filled pompAnd his childish &#8220;they&#8217;re mean to me&#8221; stomp.So I&#8217;m skipping the SOTU.I&#8217;d much rather go toThe streamable &#8220;State of the Swamp.&#8221; ***** Two Trump SOTU Haiku: Trump&#8217;s SOTU so far:TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!Hockey men are cool! Trump&#8217;s SOTU&#8217;s over.He proved his abilityto stand for two hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,5,71,6,3543],"tags":[2897,702,1103,4370,2709],"class_list":["post-17615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-news-haiku","category-political-haiku","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-republicans-humor","tag-sotu","tag-state-of-the-swamp","tag-state-of-the-union"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17615"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17618,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17615\/revisions\/17618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}