{"id":17610,"date":"2026-02-16T17:34:38","date_gmt":"2026-02-16T21:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17610"},"modified":"2026-02-16T17:34:38","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T21:34:38","slug":"limerick-ode-to-presidents-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/02\/16\/limerick-ode-to-presidents-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprisedThat its name hasn’t yet been revised.Surely “Trump Day’d” befitDonald’s “greatness” and “grit”And comport with an ego king-sized!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,1471,3543],"tags":[2897,1826,702,2681],"class_list":["post-17610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-holidays-humor","category-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-presidents-day","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17611,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17610\/revisions\/17611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}