{"id":17588,"date":"2026-01-27T18:46:27","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T22:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17588"},"modified":"2026-01-27T18:46:27","modified_gmt":"2026-01-27T22:46:27","slug":"ice-quandary-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2026\/01\/27\/ice-quandary-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"ICE Quandary (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ev&#8217;ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.<br \/>And of course they require more training.<br \/>But their evil acts flow<br \/>Down from Donald, and so<br \/>All my hope for our nation is waning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ev&#8217;ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.And of course they require more training.But their evil acts flowDown from Donald, and soAll my hope for our nation is waning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,466,1550,1186,2354,76,6,3543],"tags":[2835,2897,4357,228,4353,618,4355,4354,4356,702,2681],"class_list":["post-17588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution-humor","category-crime","category-donald-trump","category-government-services","category-immigration-reform","category-justice-department","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-crime","tag-donald-trump","tag-good","tag-homeland-security","tag-ice","tag-immigrants","tag-murders","tag-noem","tag-pretti","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17589,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17588\/revisions\/17589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}