{"id":17571,"date":"2025-12-05T23:20:51","date_gmt":"2025-12-06T03:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17571"},"modified":"2025-12-06T01:11:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-06T05:11:28","slug":"peaceful-loving-trump-2-verse-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/12\/05\/peaceful-loving-trump-2-verse-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Peace-Loving Trump (2-Verse Limerick and Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s no secret: The Donald&#8217;s long yearned<br \/>For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.<br \/>Seems Nobel&#8217;s prize committee<br \/>Agrees that Trump&#8217;s shitty.<br \/>So Donald was rightfully spurned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But that ISN&#8217;T the end of the story,<br \/>For there&#8217;s NO quenching Trump&#8217;s thirst for glory.<br \/>That&#8217;s where FIFA comes in:<br \/>Hands a fake &#8220;peace prize&#8221; win<br \/>To a brute who loves waging outlawry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>          *********************<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bigly Trump Honor:<br \/>FIFA invents a &#8220;peace prize&#8221;<br \/>for needy Donald.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no secret: The Donald&#8217;s long yearnedFor the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.Seems Nobel&#8217;s prize committeeAgrees that Trump&#8217;s shitty.So Donald was rightfully spurned. But that ISN&#8217;T the end of the story,For there&#8217;s NO quenching Trump&#8217;s thirst for glory.That&#8217;s where FIFA comes in:Hands a fake &#8220;peace prize&#8221; winTo a brute who loves waging outlawry. ********************* Bigly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,6,9,3543],"tags":[4346,4344,4347,950,2572,4040,4257,3013,4030,4319,4348],"class_list":["post-17571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-republicans","category-trump","tag-fifa","tag-fifa-peace-prize","tag-nobel-committee","tag-nobel-peace-prize","tag-political-satire","tag-trump-crimes","tag-trump-haiku","tag-trump-lies","tag-trump-limerick","tag-trump-satire","tag-trump-senryu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17571"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17577,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17571\/revisions\/17577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}