{"id":17569,"date":"2025-11-30T18:25:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T22:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17569"},"modified":"2025-11-30T18:25:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T22:25:10","slug":"sanguinity-challenges-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/11\/30\/sanguinity-challenges-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I hear tell that it&#8217;s healthy and sage<br \/>To be sanguine, no matter your age.<br \/>But sanguineous Trump<br \/>Turned me into a grump,<br \/>So I often turn reddish with rage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear tell that it&#8217;s healthy and sageTo be sanguine, no matter your age.But sanguineous TrumpTurned me into a grump,So I often turn reddish with rage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,23,1550,52,6,9,3543],"tags":[241,2341,1519,2572,4029,4030],"class_list":["post-17569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution-humor","category-democracy-humor","category-donald-trump","category-health-satire","category-political-limericks","category-republicans","category-trump","tag-mental-health","tag-political-humor","tag-political-limerick","tag-political-satire","tag-trump-humor","tag-trump-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17570,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17569\/revisions\/17570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}