{"id":17561,"date":"2025-11-28T17:47:18","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T21:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17561"},"modified":"2025-11-29T19:30:51","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T23:30:51","slug":"if-trump-could-write-limericks-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/11\/28\/if-trump-could-write-limericks-6\/","title":{"rendered":"If Trump Could Write Limericks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Trump&#8217;s very angry about this New York Times article: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2025\/11\/25\/us\/politics\/trump-age-health.html?unlocked_article_code=1.4k8.zVh4.WsU8jKGf1M_k&amp;smid=url-share\">&#8220;Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.&#8221;<\/a> Hence this limerick:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I&#8217;m aging!<br \/>I&#8217;m so youthful, that lie is enraging.<br \/>My stamina&#8217;s great,<br \/>My brain is first-rate,<br \/>And I&#8217;m virile, so brace for rampaging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And here&#8217;s a story about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/2025\/11\/26\/donald-trump-nyt-age-health-00669553\">Trump&#8217;s reaction to the NYT article.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump&#8217;s very angry about this New York Times article: &#8220;Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.&#8221; Hence this limerick: The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I&#8217;m aging!I&#8217;m so youthful, that lie is enraging.My stamina&#8217;s great,My brain is first-rate,And I&#8217;m virile, so brace for rampaging. And here&#8217;s a story about Trump&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,20,52,26,6,9,3543],"tags":[4342,2897,842,1788,275,1490,4183,209,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17561"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17561"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17568,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17561\/revisions\/17568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}