{"id":17538,"date":"2025-09-25T18:04:39","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T22:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17538"},"modified":"2025-09-25T18:04:39","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T22:04:39","slug":"a-chicken-little-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/09\/25\/a-chicken-little-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Chicken Little Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chicken Little spread fear day and night<br \/>With her tales of a sky-falling blight.<br \/>Her &#8220;catastrophe&#8221; spew<br \/>Caused a panic, undue.<br \/>(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicken Little spread fear day and nightWith her tales of a sky-falling blight.Her &#8220;catastrophe&#8221; spewCaused a panic, undue.(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,85,23,1550,3543],"tags":[4328,307,4327,2897,702],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17538"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17539,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17538\/revisions\/17539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}