{"id":17531,"date":"2025-09-16T14:04:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T18:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17531"},"modified":"2025-09-16T14:04:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T18:04:04","slug":"just-a-theory-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/09\/16\/just-a-theory-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Just A Theory (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(Note: I&#8217;ve invented Mel, although he might well exist.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p><br \/>A conspiracy theorist named Mel<br \/>Loved inventing fake news he could sell.<br \/>He destroyed people&#8217;s lives:<br \/>Children, husbands and wives.<br \/>So I&#8217;m pleased to report he&#8217;s in hell.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p> <br \/><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Note: I&#8217;ve invented Mel, although he might well exist.) A conspiracy theorist named MelLoved inventing fake news he could sell.He destroyed people&#8217;s lives:Children, husbands and wives.So I&#8217;m pleased to report he&#8217;s in hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2585],"tags":[4317,2925],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17531"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17532,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17531\/revisions\/17532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}