{"id":17521,"date":"2025-09-02T16:05:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T20:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17521"},"modified":"2025-09-03T00:41:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T04:41:21","slug":"rose-lovers-revenge-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/09\/02\/rose-lovers-revenge-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Rose-Lover&#8217;s Revenge? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/donald-trump-rose-garden-renovation-patio-limestone-cracked-2122289\">Newsweek Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, &#8216;Who Did This?'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s a &#8220;gash in the limestone,&#8221; Trump raged.<br \/>(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)<br \/>&#8220;Deep and nasty,&#8221; he screamed.<br \/>&#8220;Culprit&#8217;s barred!&#8221; (Trump was steamed.)<br \/>That aged crackpot ought really be caged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*********************************<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/>(A Bonus Haiku)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Trump denies he&#8217;s dead.<br \/>Rumor mong&#8217;ring&#8217;s put to bed.<br \/>Must suspend Vance-dread.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newsweek Headline: &#8220;Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, &#8216;Who Did This?&#8217;&#8221; There&#8217;s a &#8220;gash in the limestone,&#8221; Trump raged.(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)&#8220;Deep and nasty,&#8221; he screamed.&#8220;Culprit&#8217;s barred!&#8221; (Trump was steamed.)That aged crackpot ought really be caged. ********************************* (A Bonus Haiku) Trump denies he&#8217;s dead.Rumor mong&#8217;ring&#8217;s put to bed.Must suspend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,6,3543,17],"tags":[4314,4315,2897,4312,4150,702,4311,4313,2681,4316,2761],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17521"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17525,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521\/revisions\/17525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}