{"id":1743,"date":"2009-09-22T02:59:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T06:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1743"},"modified":"2009-09-22T23:41:49","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T03:41:49","slug":"glenn-beck-yom-kippur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/09\/22\/glenn-beck-yom-kippur\/","title":{"rendered":"Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may be a non-practicing Jew, but I&#8217;m deeply offended by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/aaron-keyak\/glenn-beck-the-grinch-who_b_293792.html\">Glenn Beck&#8217;s attempt to co-opt and politicize <em>Yom Kippur,<\/em><\/a> the holiest day of the Jewish year.  <\/p>\n<p>And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Beck, you are bad to the bone,<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s time that you start to atone.<br \/>\nAnd stop trying to steal<br \/>\nJewish holy days. Heel!<br \/>\nKindly leave all my people alone.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Don Davis says: <a href=\"http:\/\/satiricalpolitical.com\/?p=8969\">Forget Yom Kippur, Glenn Beck Declares A National Circumcision Day.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Related Post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2008\/12\/12\/war-on-christmas-whine\/\">Bill O\u2019Reilly\u2019s Faux War On Christmas \u2014 Song Parody<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may be a non-practicing Jew, but I&#8217;m deeply offended by Glenn Beck&#8217;s attempt to co-opt and politicize Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year. And that brings me to my latest limerick: Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur By Madeleine Begun Kane Mr. Beck, you are bad to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[585,633,26,6,7,3,152],"tags":[931,278,634,929,204,932,930],"class_list":["post-1743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fox-news-humor","category-glenn-beck-satire","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-religious-satire","tag-atonement","tag-fox-news","tag-glenn-beck","tag-jewish-holidays","tag-media","tag-religion","tag-yom-kippur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1743"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1758,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions\/1758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}