{"id":17415,"date":"2025-03-05T18:05:15","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T22:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17415"},"modified":"2025-03-05T18:05:15","modified_gmt":"2025-03-05T22:05:15","slug":"open-limerick-to-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2025\/03\/05\/open-limerick-to-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Limerick To Donald Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My dear Trump, it&#8217;s a shame you&#8217;re so boring;<br \/>Last night&#8217;s speech was the inverse of soaring!<br \/>Though your acts are unbound,<br \/>That dull, monotone sound<br \/>Sent a shit-load of viewers a-snoring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dear Trump, it&#8217;s a shame you&#8217;re so boring;Last night&#8217;s speech was the inverse of soaring!Though your acts are unbound,That dull, monotone soundSent a shit-load of viewers a-snoring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,6,1120,9,887,3543],"tags":[2897,702,1103,2681,3575,4156],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17415"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17417,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415\/revisions\/17417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}