{"id":17358,"date":"2024-12-31T17:29:02","date_gmt":"2024-12-31T21:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17358"},"modified":"2024-12-31T19:19:11","modified_gmt":"2024-12-31T23:19:11","slug":"trumps-new-years-resolutions-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/12\/31\/trumps-new-years-resolutions-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions (If He Could Write Limericks)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?”
Getting vengeance with each prosecution!
Also closing the borders,
Undoing Joe’s orders,
And trashing the damn Constitution!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then there’s placing high tariffs galore
To give nations a giant what-for,
Getting rid of non-whites
And that dumb Bill of Rights,
Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?”Getting vengeance with each prosecution!Also closing the borders,Undoing Joe’s orders,And trashing the damn Constitution! Then there’s placing high tariffs galoreTo give nations a giant what-for,Getting rid of non-whitesAnd that dumb Bill of Rights,Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,85,466,1550,2354,175,2,168,6,3543],"tags":[235,4226,307,2897,4007,2569,4225,702,1762,3278,2681,4227,3689,3910,606],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17358"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17358"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17363,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17358\/revisions\/17363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}