{"id":17331,"date":"2024-12-09T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-10T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17331"},"modified":"2024-12-09T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T02:01:00","slug":"trump-cologne-grift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/12\/09\/trump-cologne-grift\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Stinky Product (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I just read that Trump&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/blogs\/in-the-know\/5029244-trump-jill-biden-perfumes-colognes\/\">selling cologne!<\/a><br \/>Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone!<br \/>I am stunned, simply shocked<br \/>And amazed, startled, rocked<br \/>That the thief&#8217;s stock of rip-offs has grown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just read that Trump&#8217;s selling cologne!Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone!I am stunned, simply shockedAnd amazed, startled, rockedThat the thief&#8217;s stock of rip-offs has grown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,1193,6,9,3543],"tags":[2897,4209,2681,4205,4027,4206,4207],"class_list":["post-17331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-money-finance-humor","category-political-limericks","category-republicans","category-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-fight-fight-fight","tag-trump","tag-trump-cologne","tag-trump-grift","tag-trump-perfume","tag-trump-rip-offs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17331"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17334,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17331\/revisions\/17334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}