{"id":17308,"date":"2024-11-22T15:15:48","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T19:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17308"},"modified":"2024-11-22T15:15:48","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T19:15:48","slug":"trumps-guitar-grift-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/11\/22\/trumps-guitar-grift-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Guitar Grift (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>No, I am <a href=\"https:\/\/gettrumpguitars.com\/\">NOT making this up:<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey guitarists, you need a new axe?<br \/>You like Trump? You&#8217;ll be thrilled to the max,<br \/>Cuz the grifter&#8217;s now selling<br \/>Guitars. There&#8217;s no telling<br \/>What&#8217;s next \u2026 though my bet&#8217;s on the sax.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"776\" height=\"690\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image.png 776w, http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-300x267.png 300w, http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-768x683.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 776px) 100vw, 776px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Trump&#8217;s Guitar Grift<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I am NOT making this up: Hey guitarists, you need a new axe?You like Trump? You&#8217;ll be thrilled to the max,Cuz the grifter&#8217;s now sellingGuitars. There&#8217;s no tellingWhat&#8217;s next \u2026 though my bet&#8217;s on the sax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,1193,1188,55,6,3543],"tags":[4195,2897,4198,538,4034,4196,4197,2681,3532,4027,4194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17308"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17308"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17311,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17308\/revisions\/17311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}