{"id":17303,"date":"2024-11-21T16:17:32","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T20:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17303"},"modified":"2024-11-21T23:46:49","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T03:46:49","slug":"trump-cabinet-picks-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/11\/21\/trump-cabinet-picks-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Shock-Proofed (Quatrain)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Most of my political verse takes the form of limericks or haiku. But this one is a four-liner &#8211; a quatrain:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>I&#8217;m not shocked by Trump&#8217;s Cabinet picks.<br \/>I&#8217;m not stunned by each deviant creature.<br \/>Because sexual crimes against chicks<br \/>For Trump ain&#8217;t a bug, but a feature.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of my political verse takes the form of limericks or haiku. But this one is a four-liner &#8211; a quatrain: I&#8217;m not shocked by Trump&#8217;s Cabinet picks.I&#8217;m not stunned by each deviant creature.Because sexual crimes against chicksFor Trump ain&#8217;t a bug, but a feature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1550,153,7,3,3543],"tags":[3778,192,1906,2710,2897,3870,3571,702,4192,4191],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17303"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17303"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17307,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17303\/revisions\/17307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}