{"id":17276,"date":"2024-10-31T18:59:47","date_gmt":"2024-10-31T22:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17276"},"modified":"2024-10-31T19:08:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-31T23:08:35","slug":"secret-ballot-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/10\/31\/secret-ballot-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"What Happens In The Booth, Stays In The Booth (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This limerick was inspired by <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/VoteCommon\/status\/1850885789200101472\">Kamala Harris&#8217;s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!<br \/>So PLEASE don&#8217;t vote &#8220;Trump&#8221; out of fright.<br \/>&#8220;Yes&#8221; your spouse, if you must,<br \/>But support who you trust\u2026<br \/>And give voice to your choice in this fight.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick was inspired by Kamala Harris&#8217;s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts. Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!So PLEASE don&#8217;t vote &#8220;Trump&#8221; out of fright.&#8220;Yes&#8221; your spouse, if you must,But support who you trust\u2026And give voice to your choice in this fight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,121,4147,6,3543,610],"tags":[2823,2786,192,4189,4190,2897,194,2764,986,4167,4169,4148,702,979,4188,2681,3504,2473,1246],"class_list":["post-17276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-2024","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-2024","category-election-satire","category-feminism-humor","category-kamala-harris","category-political-limericks","category-trump","category-voting-satire","tag-abortion-rights","tag-campaign-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-choice-humor","tag-choice-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-feminist-satire","tag-harris","tag-harris-v-trump","tag-kamala-harris","tag-republicans-humor","tag-roe-v-wade","tag-secret-ballot-feminist-humor","tag-trump","tag-voting","tag-voting-humor","tag-voting-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17276"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17280,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276\/revisions\/17280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}