{"id":17248,"date":"2024-09-28T19:25:38","date_gmt":"2024-09-28T23:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17248"},"modified":"2024-09-28T19:25:38","modified_gmt":"2024-09-28T23:25:38","slug":"trump-protector-of-women-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/09\/28\/trump-protector-of-women-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to Donald &#8220;Protector of Women&#8221; Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Washington Post Headline: &#8220;Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/2024\/09\/24\/trump-pennsylvania-women-remarks\/\">&#8216;protector&#8217; of women&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>The &#8220;Protector of Women&#8221; &#8212; that&#8217;s me,<br \/>Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you&#8217;ll see.<br \/>Yes, the man who destroyed<br \/>Roe v. Wade seems annoyed<br \/>That we long to be Donald Trump-free.<\/p><p>How absurd that a sexual abuser,<br \/>One who often defames his accuser,<br \/>Now audaciously claims<br \/>He&#8217;ll protect all the dames<br \/>If he wins. Let&#8217;s make sure he&#8217;s the LOSER!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington Post Headline: &#8220;Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be &#8216;protector&#8217; of women&#8221; The &#8220;Protector of Women&#8221; &#8212; that&#8217;s me,Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you&#8217;ll see.Yes, the man who destroyedRoe v. Wade seems annoyedThat we long to be Donald Trump-free. How absurd that a sexual abuser,One who often defames his accuser,Now audaciously claimsHe&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[182,4052,72,1550,4051,21,121,4147,6,3543],"tags":[4106,2786,192,2897,3919,194,2764,839,4167,4176,4148,4178,702,979,2681,4014],"class_list":["post-17248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abortion-rights","category-campaign-2024","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-2024","category-election-satire","category-feminism-humor","category-kamala-harris","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-campaign-2024","tag-campaign-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-2024","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-feminist-limerick","tag-harris","tag-kamala","tag-kamala-harris","tag-protector-of-women","tag-republicans-humor","tag-roe-v-wade","tag-trump","tag-womens-rights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17248"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17252,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17248\/revisions\/17252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}