{"id":17241,"date":"2024-09-21T14:33:29","date_gmt":"2024-09-21T18:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17241"},"modified":"2024-09-21T14:33:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-21T18:33:29","slug":"trump-vance-haitians-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/09\/21\/trump-vance-haitians-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump &#038; Vance v. The Haitians (3-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>&#8220;In Ohio, they&#8217;re eating the cats!<br \/>They are eating the pets,&#8221; yell the rats,<br \/>Known as Donald and Vance,<br \/>Harming Haitians with rants;<br \/>Racist lies told by cads in red hats.<\/p><p>When informed it&#8217;s not true, they both sneer<br \/>And continue repeating their smear,<br \/>Cuz they really don&#8217;t care<br \/>If there&#8217;s pet-eating there.<br \/>Told to cease and desist, they just jeer.<\/p><p>&#8220;You&#8217;re endangering innocent folk,&#8221;<br \/>They&#8217;re advised, but to Trump that&#8217;s a joke;<br \/>Donald&#8217;s fans gets their highs<br \/>From enjoying Trump&#8217;s lies.<br \/>Give up lying? No, THAT would be &#8220;WOKE!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;In Ohio, they&#8217;re eating the cats!They are eating the pets,&#8221; yell the rats,Known as Donald and Vance,Harming Haitians with rants;Racist lies told by cads in red hats. When informed it&#8217;s not true, they both sneerAnd continue repeating their smear,Cuz they really don&#8217;t careIf there&#8217;s pet-eating there.Told to cease and desist, they just jeer. &#8220;You&#8217;re endangering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,2354,4149,6,2142,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,4174,194,2764,4173,2569,619,2919,4150,1230,702,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17241"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17241"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17246,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17241\/revisions\/17246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}