{"id":17188,"date":"2024-08-16T15:04:44","date_gmt":"2024-08-16T19:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17188"},"modified":"2024-08-16T15:04:44","modified_gmt":"2024-08-16T19:04:44","slug":"17188","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/08\/16\/17188\/","title":{"rendered":"<== If Trump Could Write Limericks ==>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>During Thursday&#8217;s &#8220;just pretend&#8221; press conference, Trump used being called &#8220;weird&#8221; as a justification for personal attacks on Kamala Harris. Hence my &#8220;If Trump Could Write Limericks.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Meanie Kamala says that I&#8217;m &#8220;weird.&#8221;<br \/>JD too, so we both have been smeared.<br \/>And that means I am free<br \/>To insult her with glee.<br \/>So here goes: Dougie Emhoff&#8217;s her BEARD!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During Thursday&#8217;s &#8220;just pretend&#8221; press conference, Trump used being called &#8220;weird&#8221; as a justification for personal attacks on Kamala Harris. Hence my &#8220;If Trump Could Write Limericks.&#8221; Meanie Kamala says that I&#8217;m &#8220;weird.&#8221;JD too, so we both have been smeared.And that means I am freeTo insult her with glee.So here goes: Dougie Emhoff&#8217;s her BEARD!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,4147,6,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,194,2764,4148,702,2681],"class_list":["post-17188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-2024","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-2024","category-election-satire","category-kamala-harris","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-campaign-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-kamala-harris","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17188"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17191,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17188\/revisions\/17191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}