{"id":17185,"date":"2024-08-14T18:17:50","date_gmt":"2024-08-14T22:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17185"},"modified":"2024-08-14T18:17:50","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T22:17:50","slug":"allies-advise-trump-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/08\/14\/allies-advise-trump-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Scorned Advice (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Donald&#8217;s allies keep warning the guy<br \/>That his insults and whining won&#8217;t fly:<br \/>She &#8220;turned Black?&#8221; Staged a &#8220;coup?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;AI Crowds?&#8221; &#8220;Low IQ?&#8221;<br \/>All false claims that most voters won&#8217;t buy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Though he&#8217;s eager to once again reign,<br \/>Donald treats their advice with disdain.<br \/>To his old ways, he cleaves.<br \/>(He knows best, he believes.)<br \/>That&#8217;s great news: He&#8217;ll keep acting insane!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald&#8217;s allies keep warning the guyThat his insults and whining won&#8217;t fly:She &#8220;turned Black?&#8221; Staged a &#8220;coup?&#8221;&#8220;AI Crowds?&#8221; &#8220;Low IQ?&#8221;All false claims that most voters won&#8217;t buy! Though he&#8217;s eager to once again reign,Donald treats their advice with disdain.To his old ways, he cleaves.(He knows best, he believes.)That&#8217;s great news: He&#8217;ll keep acting insane!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,4147,154,6,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,194,2764,4148,702,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17185"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17186,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17185\/revisions\/17186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}