{"id":17180,"date":"2024-08-09T19:46:34","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T23:46:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17180"},"modified":"2024-08-09T19:46:34","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T23:46:34","slug":"donalds-dilemma-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/08\/09\/donalds-dilemma-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald&#8217;s Dilemma (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Trump&#8217;s new rival is chock-full of zest,<br \/>So old Donald&#8217;s morose and depressed.<br \/>With his poll numbers slidin&#8217;,<br \/>He misses Joe Biden.<br \/>(Time to fake a failed &#8220;bar exam&#8221; test?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump&#8217;s new rival is chock-full of zest,So old Donald&#8217;s morose and depressed.With his poll numbers slidin&#8217;,He misses Joe Biden.(Time to fake a failed &#8220;bar exam&#8221; test?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,175,4147,2,6,90,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,194,2764,2819,4148,702,2681],"class_list":["post-17180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-2024","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-2024","category-election-satire","category-joe-biden","category-kamala-harris","category-law","category-political-limericks","category-polls","category-trump","tag-campaign-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-joe-biden","tag-kamala-harris","tag-republicans-humor","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17180"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17184,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17180\/revisions\/17184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}