{"id":17155,"date":"2024-08-02T17:46:37","date_gmt":"2024-08-02T21:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17155"},"modified":"2024-08-02T17:46:37","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T21:46:37","slug":"phony-vance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/08\/02\/phony-vance\/","title":{"rendered":"Phony Vance (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>JD Vance once called Trump &#8220;reprehensible&#8221;<br \/>And compared him to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/world\/us\/jd-vance-once-compared-trump-hitler-now-they-are-running-mates-2024-07-15\/\">Hitler.<\/a> (Sounds sensible!)<br \/>But now Vance is debasing<br \/>Himself by embracing<br \/>The Donald, a move indefensible.<\/p><p>JD lives in a house made of glass,<br \/>Yet he missed the &#8220;no stone-throwing&#8221; class.<br \/>So he hurls his baloney<br \/>At Harris. (She&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/newrepublic.com\/post\/184465\/jd-vance-attempt-insult-kamala-race-phony\">&#8220;PHONY?!?&#8221;<\/a>)<br \/>Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JD Vance once called Trump &#8220;reprehensible&#8221;And compared him to Hitler. (Sounds sensible!)But now Vance is debasingHimself by embracingThe Donald, a move indefensible. JD lives in a house made of glass,Yet he missed the &#8220;no stone-throwing&#8221; class.So he hurls his baloneyAt Harris. (She&#8217;s &#8220;PHONY?!?&#8221;)Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,159,4149,4147,6,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,194,2764,4150,4148,2681],"class_list":["post-17155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-2024","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-2024","category-election-satire","category-hypocrisy-humor","category-jd-vance","category-kamala-harris","category-political-limericks","category-trump","tag-campaign-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-jd-vance","tag-kamala-harris","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17155"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17158,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions\/17158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}