{"id":17116,"date":"2024-04-22T14:10:13","date_gmt":"2024-04-22T18:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17116"},"modified":"2024-04-22T14:49:15","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T18:49:15","slug":"trump-trial-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/04\/22\/trump-trial-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trials Of Trump (3-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s a challenge for Trump to comply<br \/>With societal rules. He&#8217;s a guy<br \/>Who has always felt free<br \/>To ignore them with glee;<br \/>To break laws and to flagrantly lie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump&#8217;s accustomed to getting his way.<br \/>But in Criminal Court, he lacks sway.<br \/>It&#8217;s the Judge who has power,<br \/>So Don&#8217;s looking dour,<br \/>Forced to hold all his anger at bay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Be quiet in court and sit down!<br \/>Trump&#8217;s compelled to comply (with a frown.)<br \/>For he fin&#8217;lly must face<br \/>His first criminal case:<br \/>It&#8217;s Judge Merchan who now wears the crown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a challenge for Trump to complyWith societal rules. He&#8217;s a guyWho has always felt freeTo ignore them with glee;To break laws and to flagrantly lie. Trump&#8217;s accustomed to getting his way.But in Criminal Court, he lacks sway.It&#8217;s the Judge who has power,So Don&#8217;s looking dour,Forced to hold all his anger at bay. Be quiet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,1550,2,168,156,6,7,3,3543],"tags":[4143,1288,2897,194,2764,3286,4141,4140,3431,3588,3285,4142,702,3243,2681,3662,4139],"class_list":["post-17116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-donald-trump","category-law","category-legal-limericks","category-new-york-politics","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-trump","tag-business-fraud","tag-criminal-law","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-hush-money","tag-juan-merchan","tag-judge-merchan","tag-law-limerick","tag-legal-limerick","tag-michael-cohen","tag-new-york-law","tag-republicans-humor","tag-stormy-daniels","tag-trump","tag-trump-crime","tag-trump-trial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17116"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17118,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17116\/revisions\/17118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}