{"id":17093,"date":"2024-01-20T17:40:14","date_gmt":"2024-01-20T21:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17093"},"modified":"2024-01-20T17:40:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T21:40:14","slug":"trump-confuses-haley-pelosi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2024\/01\/20\/trump-confuses-haley-pelosi\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My latest limerick requires a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/elections\/2024\/01\/20\/trump-mixes-up-nancy-pelosi-and-nikki-haley-at-a-new-hampshire-rally\/72294944007\/\"> bit of background info,<\/a> for those who missed Trump&#8217;s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2024\/01\/19\/us\/politics\/trump-haley-pelosi-jan-6.html\">Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump&#8217;s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.)<br \/><br \/>Here&#8217;s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Pelosi&#8217;s a female, it&#8217;s true.<br \/>So is Haley, and both oppose YOU.<br \/>Nonetheless, it&#8217;s unwise<br \/>To (while spinning your lies)<br \/>Confuse those two gals, as you spew.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My latest limerick requires a bit of background info, for those who missed Trump&#8217;s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie. And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4052,72,1550,4051,21,700,2104,694,154,6,1120,7,3,3543],"tags":[2786,192,2897,194,2764,2848,4137,702,3699,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17093"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17093"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17098,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17093\/revisions\/17098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}