{"id":17060,"date":"2023-09-24T15:12:07","date_gmt":"2023-09-24T19:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=17060"},"modified":"2023-09-24T20:49:50","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T00:49:50","slug":"lauren-boebert-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2023\/09\/24\/lauren-boebert-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Boebert&#8217;s Juicy Display (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>By now, you&#8217;ve surely heard about Lauren Boebert&#8217;s Beetlejuice &#8220;performance.&#8221; Here&#8217;s an <a href=\"https:\/\/coloradosun.com\/2023\/09\/17\/boebert-theater-beetlejuice-opinion-littwin\/\">entertaining column<\/a> about Boebert somehow managing to outdo herself in the indecency department.<br \/><br \/>And here&#8217;s my latest limerick:<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>&#8220;Pious&#8221; Boebert&#8217;s well-known for her rudeness,<br \/>Even crudeness (though surely not shrewdness.)<br \/>Her vulgar display<br \/>At a play made my day:<br \/>An infamous &#8220;born-again&#8221; lewdness.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By now, you&#8217;ve surely heard about Lauren Boebert&#8217;s Beetlejuice &#8220;performance.&#8221; Here&#8217;s an entertaining column about Boebert somehow managing to outdo herself in the indecency department. And here&#8217;s my latest limerick: &#8220;Pious&#8221; Boebert&#8217;s well-known for her rudeness,Even crudeness (though surely not shrewdness.)Her vulgar displayAt a play made my day:An infamous &#8220;born-again&#8221; lewdness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,20,14,159,6,152,9],"tags":[4122,4125,961,3333,3295,394,2758,4120,2732,4123,4124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17060"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17060"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17065,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17060\/revisions\/17065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}