{"id":16826,"date":"2022-08-17T17:38:23","date_gmt":"2022-08-17T21:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16826"},"modified":"2022-08-30T17:06:58","modified_gmt":"2022-08-30T21:06:58","slug":"trumps-legal-quandary-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2022\/08\/17\/trumps-legal-quandary-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Legal Quandary (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/national-security\/2022\/08\/16\/trump-lawyers-fbi-raid\/\">Washington Post Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Trump is rushing to hire seasoned lawyers \u2014 but he keeps hearing \u2018No\u2019&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s in great legal trouble. Hooray!<br \/>\nHe needs aid on the double &#8212; today!<br \/>\nBut attorneys with skill<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t bend to his will;<br \/>\nThe response he keeps getting is NAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington Post Headline: &#8220;Trump is rushing to hire seasoned lawyers \u2014 but he keeps hearing \u2018No\u2019&#8221; Trump&#8217;s in great legal trouble. Hooray! He needs aid on the double &#8212; today! But attorneys with skill Won&#8217;t bend to his will; The response he keeps getting is NAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,1550,21,20,2,168,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[4039,2897,1371,4041,3791,4036,2681,4040,3311],"class_list":["post-16826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-law","category-legal-limericks","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-classified-documents","tag-donald-trump","tag-fbi","tag-fbi-search","tag-mar-a-lago","tag-search-warrant","tag-trump","tag-trump-crimes","tag-trump-lawyers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16826"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16829,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16826\/revisions\/16829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}