{"id":16736,"date":"2022-01-27T18:36:03","date_gmt":"2022-01-27T22:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16736"},"modified":"2022-01-27T18:36:03","modified_gmt":"2022-01-27T22:36:03","slug":"matt-gaetz-probe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2022\/01\/27\/matt-gaetz-probe\/","title":{"rendered":"Probing Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/politicalwire.com\/2022\/01\/26\/feds-secure-plea-deal-for-man-involved-in-matt-gaetz-probe\/\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If a man &#8220;dates&#8221; a minor, then smite \u2019im,<br \/>\nAnd kindly don&#8217;t call them an &#8220;item.&#8221;<br \/>\nAn underaged girl<br \/>\nShouldn&#8217;t be given a whirl&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd the law should step in and indict \u2019im.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe&#8221; If a man &#8220;dates&#8221; a minor, then smite \u2019im, And kindly don&#8217;t call them an &#8220;item.&#8221; An underaged girl Shouldn&#8217;t be given a whirl&#8230; And the law should step in and indict \u2019im.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,20,2,6,7,3,9],"tags":[3882,3986,701,3988,3470,3870,3989,3990,3987,3985],"class_list":["post-16736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-gop-humor","category-law","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-child-abuse","tag-child-exploitation","tag-congress-humor","tag-congress-limerick","tag-crime-and-punishment","tag-matt-gaetz","tag-minors-limerick","tag-sex-trafficking","tag-state-lines","tag-underaged-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16736"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16740,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16736\/revisions\/16740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}