{"id":16728,"date":"2022-01-15T19:33:41","date_gmt":"2022-01-15T23:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16728"},"modified":"2022-01-15T19:38:36","modified_gmt":"2022-01-15T23:38:36","slug":"one-six-riot-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2022\/01\/15\/one-six-riot-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:<\/p>\n

Headline:<\/a> “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”<\/p>\n

With the Capitol Building defaced,
\nSome One\/Sixers departed in haste.
\nI must ask: Were they stoned
\nWhen post-riot they phoned
\nPelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick: Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin” With the Capitol Building defaced, Some One\/Sixers departed in haste. I must ask: Were they stoned When post-riot they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,700,2104,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[3900,3926,3961,3807,3974,3975,3656,2897,3508,194,3806,3976,3977,2848,3072,3817],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16728"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16728"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16732,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16728\/revisions\/16732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}