{"id":16634,"date":"2021-06-22T16:13:53","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T20:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16634"},"modified":"2021-06-22T16:19:32","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T20:19:32","slug":"new-york-city-primary-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2021\/06\/22\/new-york-city-primary-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Primary Problem (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Primary Day here, and so&#8230;<br \/>\nIt is off to the polls we must go.<br \/>\nBut these ballots are weird;<br \/>\nFar worse than I feared!<br \/>\nRanked choice voting? I&#8217;d rather vote &#8220;NO!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Primary Day here, and so&#8230; It is off to the polls we must go. But these ballots are weird; Far worse than I feared! Ranked choice voting? I&#8217;d rather vote &#8220;NO!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,86,156,6,7,3],"tags":[194,645,3908,3909,3907,2473],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16635,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16634\/revisions\/16635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}