{"id":16603,"date":"2021-05-31T14:09:33","date_gmt":"2021-05-31T18:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16603"},"modified":"2021-05-31T14:09:33","modified_gmt":"2021-05-31T18:09:33","slug":"if-trump-disappeared-whod-hunt-for-him-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2021\/05\/31\/if-trump-disappeared-whod-hunt-for-him-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"If Trump Disappeared, Who&#8217;d Hunt For Him?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeetThePress\/status\/1399007461705723904\">comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock<\/a> made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: &#8220;If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don\u2019t think you\u2019d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If Trump disappeared, just how hard<br \/>\nWould pols look for that large tub of lard?<br \/>\nWho but those with indictments<br \/>\nWould have the incitements<br \/>\nTo secure him in jail under guard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: &#8220;If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don\u2019t think you\u2019d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.\u201d If Trump disappeared, just how hard Would pols look for that large tub of lard? Who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1550,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2897,2526],"class_list":["post-16603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-donald-trump","tag-indictment-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16603"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16606,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16603\/revisions\/16606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}