{"id":166,"date":"2007-10-18T18:38:46","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T22:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/18\/methinks-bush-doth-be-defensive-haiku\/"},"modified":"2007-10-18T18:38:46","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T22:38:46","slug":"methinks-bush-doth-be-defensive-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/10\/18\/methinks-bush-doth-be-defensive-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Methinks Bush Doth Be Defensive (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I&#8217;m ever reduced to\u00a0pronouncing\u00a0myself <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/blog\/2007\/10\/17\/BL2007101701274.html\">&#8220;relevant,&#8221;<\/a> please, I&#8217;m begging you, put me out of my misery:<\/p>\n<p>George Bush feels the need<br \/>\nTo brag that he&#8217;s relevant.<br \/>\nWhat would <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotationspage.com\/quote\/25317.html\">Shakespeare<\/a> say?[tags]George Bush Relevant, Bush Humor[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I&#8217;m ever reduced to\u00a0pronouncing\u00a0myself &#8220;relevant,&#8221; please, I&#8217;m begging you, put me out of my misery: George Bush feels the need To brag that he&#8217;s relevant. What would Shakespeare say?[tags]George Bush Relevant, Bush Humor[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}