{"id":16509,"date":"2021-04-01T11:52:13","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T15:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=16509"},"modified":"2021-04-01T11:52:13","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T15:52:13","slug":"gaetz-in-dire-straits-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2021\/04\/01\/gaetz-in-dire-straits-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaetz In Dire Straits? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/2021\/3\/31\/22359953\/matt-gaetz-tucker-carlson-interview-sex-trafficking-allegations\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Matt Gaetz\u2019s disastrous Tucker Carlson interview, explained&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Republican Rep. Matthew Gaetz<br \/>\nIs accused of some underage dates.<br \/>\nHis denials are odd.<br \/>\n(Even Tuck finds them flawed.)<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s hoping that prison awaits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Matt Gaetz\u2019s disastrous Tucker Carlson interview, explained&#8221; The Republican Rep. Matthew Gaetz Is accused of some underage dates. His denials are odd. (Even Tuck finds them flawed.) Here&#8217;s hoping that prison awaits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,585,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[3470,278,3870,3871],"class_list":["post-16509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-fox-news-humor","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-crime-and-punishment","tag-fox-news","tag-matt-gaetz","tag-tucker-carlson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16509"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16511,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16509\/revisions\/16511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}